also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.
oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward
like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated
why are there fake transparent pngs. what kind of sick prank is this. some kind of looney tunes ass bullshit. i run at the gray and white checkered background and hit it like a wall.
That pregnancy test has… bluetooth? Wha- wait, what does “Win” do? Isn’t there a key on the row with the spacebar (meta)? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
The keyboard is not part of the pregnancy test. I had to add that in order to have enough buttons to play doom, as previously the test only had two inputs:
* pee on it
* pee on it while pregnant
And this would have made it difficult to play doom, not being enough keys and taking a long time for each input.
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